Year Three Spelling Test

Number five. Neighbour. My neighbour used to think that she had a pet flying unicorn. Neighbour. Number six. Umbrella. My neighbour was very sad when she found out that her imaginary pet flying unicorn wasn't real; so, I got a horse, stuck an umbrella to its head and gave it to her to make her feel better. Umbrella. Number seven. Transport. My neighbour's favourite mode of transport now is via umbrellacorn. Transport.

Bukkake Yoghurt

Invite your neighbours!

Kids these days.

Name two different types of metal.

Rather than answering, "gold and silver" or "iron and copper", Maria, Year 2, answered, "death and heavy".

Neofeminism

Phallic imagery can go suck a large one.

More Mathematical Debates

Man, I am uberfunny.  I oughtta buy front-row tickets to myself.

That is not a euphemism.

Mathematical Debates

I should IM myself.

That is not a euphemism.

How does Ronald McDonald's purple friend keep fit?

He practises grimnastics.

As The Old Saying Goes

Never judge a chook by its lover.