A unicorn is not a type of corn.

Saying that the word "man" is an umbrella term that includes men and women is the same as saying that the word "peas" encompasses chickpeas.

AAHH WOMEN, 'CHICK'PEAS YA SEE WHAT I DID THAR

Bukkake Yoghurt

Open your mouth.

"Login" as a verb

Hi, yes, I can't login because I have forgotten my password.

Yes, that's right; I am having trouble loginning.

I last loginned yesterday.

You can't stigmatise me or anything about me, for I HAVE ASTIGMATISM.

LOL

I'm hiLYRIous!