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If an African-American were to go to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate, what would he say upon his arrival?

"Shizzle me tizzles!"

What do you call a pedantic Egyptian?

An anal sphynxter.

Plant-based?

Yep. No meat, eggs, dairy, gelatin or honey; although, I never was a very big honey eater, not that honey eaters ever are very big.

Bukkake Yoghurt

Low fat, high protein, low sugar!

Him: Maybe it's just my inner optimist, but I've always thought it'd be cool to have glasses. Me: You mean maybe it's just your inner optometrist! BAM.

Year Three Spelling Test

Number five. Neighbour. My neighbour used to think that she had a pet flying unicorn. Neighbour. Number six. Umbrella. My neighbour was very sad when she found out that her imaginary pet flying unicorn wasn't real; so, I got a horse, stuck an umbrella to its head and gave it to her to make her feel better. Umbrella. Number seven. Transport. My neighbour's favourite mode of transport now is via umbrellacorn. Transport.

Bukkake Yoghurt

Invite your neighbours!

Kids these days.

Name two different types of metal.

Rather than answering, "gold and silver" or "iron and copper", Maria, Year 2, answered, "death and heavy".

Neofeminism

Phallic imagery can go suck a large one.

More Mathematical Debates

Man, I am uberfunny.  I oughtta buy front-row tickets to myself.

That is not a euphemism.

Mathematical Debates

I should IM myself.

That is not a euphemism.

How does Ronald McDonald's purple friend keep fit?

He practises grimnastics.

As The Old Saying Goes

Never judge a chook by its lover.

A unicorn is not a type of corn.

Saying that the word "man" is an umbrella term that includes men and women is the same as saying that the word "peas" encompasses chickpeas.

AAHH WOMEN, 'CHICK'PEAS YA SEE WHAT I DID THAR

Bukkake Yoghurt

Open your mouth.

"Login" as a verb

Hi, yes, I can't login because I have forgotten my password.

Yes, that's right; I am having trouble loginning.

I last loginned yesterday.

You can't stigmatise me or anything about me, for I HAVE ASTIGMATISM.

LOL

I'm hiLYRIous!