Friday, 20 June 2014

Assets

I like the kind of man who says, "Nice rack!" in reference to my collection of books.

Which are tastier?

Paper jams or traffic jams?

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Arrr

If an African-American were to go to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate, what would he say upon his arrival?

"Shizzle me tizzles!"

What do you call a pedantic Egyptian?

An anal sphynxter.

Plant-based?

Yep. No meat, eggs, dairy, gelatin or honey; although, I never was a very big honey eater, not that honey eaters ever are very big.

Bukkake Yoghurt

Low fat, high protein, low sugar!
Him: Maybe it's just my inner optimist, but I've always thought it'd be cool to have glasses. Me: You mean maybe it's just your inner optometrist! BAM.